Friday, October 24, 2008

Monday, September 22, 2008

Loew Tide

















We're at the end- tired of exploitation. Read the codes; see the words. This too shall pass.

CFC til the end.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Word From the Street

















Just wanted to say hey to all of you. I'm out here in Deep, Deep Cover, passing out flyers, giving interviews, and spreading Knowledge. Market penetration is key, and though we're relatively new, I know World Saturation is just around the corner. Keep the flag flying!

-Sent from my BlackBerry wireless handheld.

Article in Entertainment Today!








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These days everyone is looking for Answers from our political candidates, and though there are answers out there, they aren’t always answers to the questions we’ve asked. Perhaps they are answers to other questions entirely, or questions not even asked yet. This can be frustrating or even dangerous.

Fortunately, there is a new grass roots campaign formed recently that’s turning heads, capturing hearts and burning its Message deep into the soft matter of frontal lobes everywhere. It’s the Chicken Freedom Campaign (CFC). Run by a mysterious figure known only as Zap, the CFC operates its main offices somewhere in Southern California, but offshoot branches are cropping up everywhere across these proud United States. In these difficult and uncertain financial times, it’s refreshing to know there’s a not-for-profit out there that isn’t interested in stealing your hard earned cash, but is interested in using your intelligence to spread the Word.

And what is that Word? Well, in my exclusive interview with Zap, I tried to find out. Read on. (The following interview is posted with the full cooperation of the CFC and was conducted over the phone on 16 September, 2008.)

Scott Otto: Hello, Zap. Nice to finally meet you, over the phone.

Zap: Thanks, Scott, nice to meet you too.

SO: Tell me a little bit about the Chicken Freedom Campaign.

Z: I’m glad to. We formed in June-

SO: June 2008?

Z: Yes, 2008, and we’re, well, we’re really taking off. We have some private funds that run the day-to-day, media relations, public speaking, you know, you have to get the word out somehow, advertisements don’t buy themselves…

SO: Certainly. What’s the message you’re trying to send?

Z: Well, I’ll get to that. Let me tell you about our newsletter, our, you know, we have the “Dark Chicken” album coming out in December-

SO: The “Dark Chicken” album?

Z: We’re starting a label, we have a few big bands, some you’ve heard of, there’s an album coming out with proceeds to benefit our candidate-

SO: And who is your candidate?

Z: We’re supporting the Intelligentsia this year, the RSN members who all-

SO: RSN? I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with-

Z: One second, please.

At this point, the phone was set aside, and all this reporter could hear were unintelligible grunts and muted shouting. After 25 seconds of this, the connection was terminated. Subsequent calls to the CFC headquarters were met with a busy signal.

But this reporter was not dissuaded. Word from the underground posited the CFC as a force to be reckoned with, and so I sought counsel from those on the street. I met with J-Dog, leader of one of the many CFC offshoots, a “street team” if you will. J-Dog was pleasant, elucidatory, forthcoming. He also had nothing but flowery praise for Zap. (The following is a brief snippet of our conversation, recorded in person and with his full knowledge, at Magic Johnson’s Fridays on La Tijera Blvd., 17 September, 2008.)

SO: Thanks for seeing me on such short notice, J-Dog.

J-Dog: Shit, white boy, you best be getting the fuck out my hood.

SO: Excuse me?

J-D: Just joking, yo. Try the fried cheese. It’s the bomb.

SO: What can you tell me about the CFC?

J-D: Yo, Zap is one cool mother, I’ll say that. The CFC is about to blow straight up, and Zap is the man that’s running the plan.

SO: Can you tell me about the RSN?

J-D: Whaffuck you talking bout? I might have to mess up your face.

At this point, several acquaintances of J-Dog rushed our booth and forcibly removed me from the restaurant and onto the sidewalk. Luckily, there was a Metro police unit stationed outside. The officer advised me to “get the hell back to Beverly Hills.”

So while initial exploratory investigations into the CFC are met with understandable resistance, this reporter will not bite back his words. The CFC is here, and they aren’t going away. There’s a campaign coming up this November, and we, the American People, are expected to Participate. Check the streets: it’s real, it’s happening, it’s already in progress. Right Thinking People such as ourselves are needed to foment change.

Check out http://thechickenfreedomcampaign.blogspot.com/ for more info, phone numbers, and to find out what you can do. Thanks for reading. Do your part! This is only the beginning.

News 18 September 2008





















Today was a banner day for the Chicken Freedom Campaign. A very Famous and highly paid film Star has been commissioned to star in a film based on the beginnings of the CFC! A script is in the works, and will be finished pending the approval of our Board. With this film on the way, world Recognition isn't far behind. Look out November! Here we come! Pretty soon we'll be covering the radio and television waves as well. I believe this film will also have the chase scenes filmed for Imax...

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

More News


















Lifetime memberships to the CFC are of course always available for Philanderers and other Hoi Polloi. Initial membership packages are very Reasonable. Please inquire within. DVDs are available. We're a Non-Profit, and as you all know, we donate to the Right Campaigns.

"Dark Chicken" album coming!

















A very Famous rock group has been putting the finishing touches on their much ballyhooed "Dark Chicken" album, to be released in December to take advantage of the holiday season. All proceeds will go to the CFC. Of course, this begs the question: How dark can a chicken get when its companion album is released in the depths of a frigid, bitter and unfriendly winter? The answer, of course, is none. None more dark.

More details to come as the tracklist is revealed! You're looking at the artwork here, and it's Genius.

Thanks, friends of CFC!